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Adding a few heaping tablespoons of baking soda to cool bath water makes a sunburn-soothing remedy. Just keep your soaking time down to 15 to 20 minutes. If you soak any longer, you risk drying out your already lizard-like skin. When you've emerged from the bath, resist the urge to towel off. Instead air-dry, and don't wipe the baking soda off.
Oatmeal added to cool bathwater offers another wonderful relief for sunburned skin. Fill up the bathtub with cool water--not cold water because that can send the body into shock. Don't use bath salts, oils, or bubble bath. Instead, scoop 1/2 to 1 cup oatmeal -- an ideal skin soother -- and mix it in. Another option is to buy Aveeno, an oatmeal powder found in the pharmacy. Follow the packet's directions. As with the baking soda, air-dry your body and don't wipe the oatmeal off your skin.

Sage essential oil-2 or 3 drops
Baking powder-One full tablespoon

Take 5-6 tablespoon of Epson salts
White vinegar half cup
Warm water about one gallon

Take one part of powder of white oak bark as an astringent
Take two parts of powder of sandalwood for anti-microbal and fragrance properties
Take one part of powder of lovage root

You will need:

Glycerin one full tablespoon
Cocoa butter-half ounce
Rosewater one full tablespoon
Beeswax-half ounce

One full teaspoon of dried hops
One full teaspoon of fresh rose petals
Stinging nettle, one teaspoon
Four full cups of hot water
Dried leaves of strawberry, one teaspoon
Dried leaves of sage, three full tablespoons
Fresh leaves of walnut-one full teaspoon